Mid-Life Crisis Progressive Slots
MidLife Crisis Slot Machine
Mid Life Crisis Game
Mid-Life
Crisis is a 5 reel, 9 payline, system-wide progressive slot machine
which is available for online play. The game is very similar to the slot
machine called Shopping Spree, but while that game caters to female
players, Mid-Life Crisis is undoubtedly for the all the male players out
there. Mid-Life Crisis is available online at quality casinos such as
Bodog, Grand Aces, and Geisha Lounge.
The appeal to men is due to the unique symbols which abound during gameplay. These consist of such items as Viagra, bald men, hairpieces, sports cars, and sexy women in bikinis (all of which are things associated with the mid-life crisis experienced by many men).
One of the most appealing jackpots on the game is referred to as the “Sports Car Jackpot.” If a lucky player hits this, he or she can choose to eitherreceive a trendy sports car valued at $100,000 or simply keep the cash! To win this awesome prize, you must line up 5 sports car symbols.
To begin play, you must first add credits to the machine. You can add up to the full balance of your account, and this can be done in denominationsranging anywhere from $0.25 to $100.
The next step is to decide on how many lines you wish to wager. A player may wager on up to 9 lines per spin. Each time you press the “Select Lines”button, an additional line will be added to your wager. As lines are selected, each one will light up in a different color and display the current payline.
Next, you must decide on the size of your bet. Keep in mind, however, that each credit is equal to $0.25. While you can certainly bet more than a quarter, all bets will be in some denomination of this number. The maximum bet is 45 coins (or $11.25 per spin) which wagers 5 credits on each of the 9 lines.
Pressing “Bet One” will wager between 1 to 5 credits on each line. To bet an extra coin, press Bet One again for each additional coin which you wish to wager. Once your wager is set, all you have to do is click on the “Spin Reel” button. At this point, muttering a little prayer might also help.
Any winning paylines will be highlighted for you, and winnings will be automatically available to the player. Winning symbols must be matched from left to right except for the bonus round games. If you want to know what a particular combination pays, all you have to do is click on the “Pay Table” button (located next to the red “Cash Out” button on the lower left side of the screen).
To view the size of the current progressive jackpot, look at the bottom of the screen between your chips and balance. When the progressive is won, it will restart at a value of $25,000.
In addition to the regular game, there are also 2 bonus games available. The first game offers a nice scatter bonus and is triggered by hitting 3 of the game’s mid-life symbols (which include the toupee, bald man, and gold chains). The second bonus game begins when you get at least 3 “lovely lady” symbols during a spin. You will then be presented with “adventure ideas” on the left side of the screen. Keep choosing the various ideas until one of them turns into a comical symbol (such as one of the beautiful women turning into a baby or old woman).
At the same time, you will also be presented with a miracle youth
tonic on the right side of the screen. If you choose this option, all of
the wins will begin to automatically cycle through, finally resulting in
the symbol of a skeleton. If you have bet max coins and max paylines,
then you have a chance to win up to 4000 credits (equal to $1000).
With its large jackpots and the chance to win a sports car, Mid-Life
Crisis has become a favorite among male players. While some overly
sensitive types might not care for the references to going bald and
popping Viagra, those players with a sense of humor will find the game
to be a blast.
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